Hey there Hot pants!
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Harry Connic Jr. from New Orleans.
That outfit must make a lot of noise in the dryer, huh.
This highly effective pickup line submitted by SueInPanties from Washington.
Wow, your eyebrows are thick. Damn, you are one hairy ass cum-pot aren’t you?
This highly effective pickup line submitted by Fuznub from Vagina Gardens.
Would you like to come over to my place later? you can bring friends, because my face seats five.
This highly effective pickup line submitted by Jestaaranger from Cali.
You know these domestic beers can cause sever swelling of the breasts. OH MY GOD! I’m too late!
This highly effective pickup line submitted by down from the heavens.
Oh, look at that - let me guess, you made that sick ugly shirt yourself bitch?
This highly effective pickup line submitted by MIGHTY SMAKER from PASADENA,CA.
I am a total fag - but you are so hot that I would bone you anyway!
This highly effective pickup line submitted by Scoring fat chicks is like stealing candy from a blind baby.
Hi there. My friend and I are out hogging tonight and you, madam, have the distinct honor of being our first find.
This highly effective pickup line submitted by arwl1976 from Dover.
Are you a spanner?
This highly effective pickup line submitted by laughing from every line that says knees now bitch, lol.
[guy] So, how did you hear about this place?
This highly effective pickup line submitted by sneakyboy from .
excuse me miss... can I carry you home like a bowling ball?
This highly effective pickup line submitted by MT_L from Some Bar.
Hey babe, wanna make an easy fifty bucks?
This highly effective pickup line submitted by tried all the guys from her town that slut.
Guy: have you ever tried Sam Adams?
This highly effective pickup line submitted by Anonymous from Some Bar.
My love for you is like diarrhea; I can’t hold it in.
This highly effective pickup line submitted by GR from the den.
Let’s go to my place and do the things I’ll tell everyone we did anyway.
This highly effective pickup line submitted by GR from the den.
Do you like apples? How about I take you home and fuck the shit out of you. How do like them apples?
