Last Post: LOL that's a good one jp, I've had that Xbox thing happen to me too, and with Guitar Hero even, you wake up and think, "what the hell did I do last night to end up like THIS?" Fortunately, I wasn't pantsless, hehe...

Last Post:  Mine happened in my small appartment with a mini christmas tree and some chinese food

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Last Post: a good micro brew...IPA.

Last Post: Thanks! I had a blast! We talked for hours...and did lots of drinking too! Lol...the margaritas were excellent! I highly recommend that mix along with Cuervo tequila - the good stuff. Yummy...

Last Post: NOT politically correct and not a drinking joke, but this thread is funny and deserves to be livened up again. What does a gay midget come out of? the cupboard

Last Post: yep i guess so

Last Post: On a heliport landing pad in the California Sierra Nevada, it was right near the lodging for the tree-planting crew I was with, damn I can’t remember what Forest it was but I DO recall what me and the lady were drinking -- Jack Daniels and ginger ale (Jack & Ginger), no ice....and we woke up early the next morning, it’s still dark, and there was a blanket over us . Where did the blanket come from? ooops, uh, thanks....

Last Post:  Booze or Water In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia Coli (E.Coli) bacteria found in faeces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poop. However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine, rum, whiskey, beer or other liquor because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting. Remember: Water = Poop Booze = Health Therefore, it’s better to drink booze & talk stupid, than to drink water & be full of shit. There’s no need to thank me for this valuable information; I’m doing it as a public service.

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Last Post: i USED TO DRINK 2 BOTTLES OF WINE WITH MY DAD AT LEAST 3 TIMES A WEEK WHEN I LIVED IN FLA, HE WAS A WINE SALESMAN AND NEEDED TO TASTE WINES ALOT SO I HELPED. I USED TO KNOW ALOT ABOUT WINE BUT HAVE FORGOTTEN ALOT,

Last Post: Some beers I like are Guinness, Stella Artois, Hoegaarden, and although it is not a beer I realy like Strongbow cider.

Last Post: I still can’t get past 6

Last Post: equal parts jager, malibu rum and pinaple juice, shaken with ice surfer on acid

Last Post: i switched it up, diet dr. m still cheep meijer brands though...

Last Post: You are an angry drunk although i don’t drink much and i can’t remember ever getting angry. if you don’t believe me, i’ll crack that f****** bottle over your head

Last Post: V-8 tomato juice if you can stomach it. But as the queen of the bad hangover, may I suggest a dietary suppliment called "chaser" that is bought in most over the counter pharmacies. You take this while you drink. It has cured my hangovers better than anything else thus far.

Last Post: so it says that you must be at least a verbose vagabond to create a post but i am not yet. dont know if your worried bout this issue yet.

Last Post: I would have to say in this order my son, Sex, and waking up every day.

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Last Post: Ahhhh...................a few too many beers there, DE?

Last Post: I love blue glass too. There--apost--s this certain shade that I just can--apost--t get enough of. As far as glass bottles - we--apost--re just too clumsy a bunch to trust ourselves around that many breakables.

Last Post: Aww- thanks, Tiger--exclaim--And you--apost--re right- I am the most sober person here..I shouldn--apost--t be the one with all the pictures...lol.

Last Post: Whenme n my friends get togeather and drink....Screw the glass--apost--s we drinkstraight out the bottle.....And we always go to wal-mart after we leaveour --quote--drinking spot for the night--quote--. So far we havent gotten kicked outlol...

Last Post: Probably just alcohol in general for me...can--apost--t really say one more than another...probably because I rarely drink just one kind over the course of a night....

Last Post: I take a beer in the shower on the weekends to sort of get the pump primed..... There is nothing like a hot ass shower and a cold beer--exclaim----exclaim----exclaim--I got drunk with a friend in a church building, while staying the night to keep an eye on the Curch Carnival stuff that was gioing on that weekend.... the bad thing was that the only thing we had to eat was gummy bears... beer and gummy bears do not mix--exclaim--

Last Post: I seriously don--apost--t blame the girl;) lol

Last Post: I just usually want everyone to laugh and have a good time around me when I--apost--ve put a few down. In my opinion alcohol only lowers your inhibitions and If you--apost--re a mean drunk, then that just means that you--apost--re a mean person lacking the rocks to do or say what you really want to say or do.Those people are just sad to see. So drink up and laugh at everything- after all , it--apost--s really pretty funny, right?

Last Post: I don--apost--t know if you mean ealiest in the day or earliest age....Earliest in the day would be starting at around 6am. There have been a few occasions where I--apost--ve just been exhausted and pissed off from work and everything else going on and brought a bottle of Southern Comfort in the shower and drank until I passed out.Earliest age was 12. I remember 3 friends and I got a 12 pack of beer and we all laughed our asses off and got sick. Those were some good times.

Last Post: Thanks for your answers. The shock of it all is wearing off. We had awake on Monday, after the funeral, where I got shloshed again. It wasgood to see how many people were there, both at the funeral and at thewake. Our pub is normally not open on Mondays, but they opened forPeter, and they had a large picture of him, sitting in that verypub, hanging over the counter.I--apost--m still gonna miss him, but it--apost--s good to get some kind of closure.

Last Post: He--apost--s at 605 now and only has 395 to go to reach his goal for the year. I--apost--m betting he can do it--exclaim--

Last Post: when a person needs alcohol just to function. Or does some bodily harm to another due to alcohol. When a person needs or has a few drinks everyday on a daily basis .Here r a few

Last Post: Well Im really good at poker, since my husband plays all the time, Ivepicked up alot of skill. I never play strip poker though, Im too shy--exclaim--

Last Post: once bread becomes toast it can never become bread again or she wants to fuck meshe has a ringi want to fuck the other onethe other starts to singi can--apost--t really seeall i wanted was some fun

Last Post: I was never a partier per se--apost--. I was a pretend partier. I faked it so I wouldn--apost--t be an outcast or the prude. I never drank the one beer I started the evening out with. Just carried it around. I was always mistrustful of those around me. I never could let my guard down. I was friends with the main popular people of the different social classes. They told me their secrets and their experiences. I knew all the sneaky low-down things they did- from hidden video to rape. I knew what type of people I was partying with. I knew even though I was a friend that they are like wolves, always hungry for meat. After I got married and had kids... There was no more partying at all and I didn--apost--t miss it. After I was getting divorced I needed to replace the negative feelings I had with positive ones. Most of my friends went out so I--apost--d go with them. It became fun, relaxed and entertaining. I didn--apost--t have to wallow. I didn--apost--t end up divorcing after all. I found

Last Post: I am going to see what happens tonight and report back tomorrow to let you know.

Last Post: I have never done anything like that when i was drunk.. that i can remember. but my brothers GF at the time, came over to my house while drunk and spilled all she had to say telling me that she cheated on my brother with like 2 guys and so on, i thought she was pretty damn dumb for that one, why in the hell would u tell ure bf--apost--s sister that u cheated on her brother. well she felt like an ass the next day, cause i told my brother what a lying slut she was.... didnt even have to catch her jus get her drunk....lol

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Last Post: It is impulsiveIt is transparentIt is pointedIt is stained

Last Post: I drive a 96 Prelude, red w/ black leather. VTEC, Pulley, Cold Air Intake, Exhaust (fart can exhaust, gonna be putting some BORLA on after I get headers), VAFC, and some bump in the trunk. 0-60 in about 5.2 on my best run ever, average about 5.8. Oh and of course a manual tranny. You have the v-6 accord? What year too?

Last Post: Those are both pretty damb funny. I had gotten pretty drunk, and after about 2 years of slow but steady work I finnaly got this girl in the back of my buddies car. As we were kissing and slowly lying down I felt really sick. I didn--apost--t have time to react so I just opened the door and vomited over her head and out of the car. None hit her (not sure how) and needless to say all of that work went down the shitter pretty fast. Nothing was ever said in the car but my appoligies and we just kindly dropped our ladies off and drove home. I know that is nothing close to the previous stories but I still catch flac for it. --Devildoc

Last Post: Hmmm...It used to be Jack-straight up no iceI--apost--m fond of water now

Last Post: its clearer nowhopes that i strive fordreams that end in calamityhow these things effect meive created hate with cruel coldnesshow vicious one can bewhen betrayed by the world itself.

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