Last Post: what else would ya’ll bring?

Last Post: max payne was always my fav

Last Post: Little Orphan Annie

Last Post: I would have played but I couldn’t touch that never have I ever so I was out from the start

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Last Post: my whimsical views

Last Post: good morning

Last Post:  Awesome! Oh god I’m turned on! Thanks DE. I could only find 14 ways but I beat him over and over again with the trash can and giggled like a little girl.

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Last Post: spanking a virgin or licking a virgins asshole

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Last Post: yourself

Last Post: she took her panties off and dropped them in the washer. The jeep sped.,..

Last Post: eating a muffin.

Last Post: Oh, no. I looked at the top and the bottom of the thread. Figured someone had already posted answers in between. I’ll give them a try, but it might need to be tomorrow.

Last Post: has it ever rendered a woman speechless before?

Last Post: LMAO - that is the drunk gag of it all

Last Post: loads

Last Post: Buddy Arnold?

Last Post: The Kinks in my pants The Clash in my pants Rush in my pants INXS in my pants Howlin’ Wolf in my pants Yes in my pants The B-52’s in my pants ....

Last Post: bitching

Last Post: another naked ass licked butthead

Last Post: as this session is about to end and all of the ladies and guys are laying there on top of each other just about to fall asleep suz goes to get up on all fours and sticks her ass into my face as i start to lick her still wet pussy. every couple of seconds i need to get a bresth her juices are dripping on to my mustache, giving me something to lick off . Fuz gets up and grabs my partially limp cock and instatly it gets hard again, she then starts to suck my cock with a fury getting me horny again and forcing me to stick my tongue in suz s pussy sending her into anextreme orgasm. mean while dave is pleasuring smus pussy again and it starts all over again!!!

Last Post: if your penis is purple, I think you ought to be seeing a doctor ASAP - not eating pancakes.

Last Post: mt youre a sweetheaart

Last Post: sideways sloppy joe

Last Post: - E T - - T

Last Post: I hope you dance as well, Al. =) good job. Starting a third version...this one is starting to test my patience now that it’s reached above the 100 post mark. http://www.baddrunkenbarpoetry.com/singlethread.asp?thid=3996

Last Post: I was born and raised in Northern Michigan. No, not that one, the other one farther north. It’s not even on some maps. Right now I live in central Florida and hope to get up to North Carolina someday for good. I’m torn between the mountains and the ocean so North Carolina would work well. Best of both worlds.

Last Post: HOW ABOUT THIS ONE OR THIS ONE I THINK THIS ONE IS HOT NOW HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY THIS?

Last Post: iguana

Last Post: I only got 6. I am too drunk and stoned to do any better. What were we doing again?

Last Post: Suzanna your pictures never cease to amaze me!!!!!!

Last Post: I did better than I thought I would! Level 7 - 33 thou points I think. This is fun...thanks DE

Last Post: Sorry guys, forgot one of the best. A little long but if you’ve ever seen the movie (and I hope you ALL have) its worth it. "And Shepherds we shall be. For thee, my Lord for thee. Power hath descended forth from they hand, that our feet may swifty carry out thy command. So we shall flow a river forth to thee and teeming with souls shall it ever be. In Nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti." The Boondock Saints (one of the best movies ever)

Last Post:  EPIC- Faith no More

Last Post: I definitely think that a helping hand in the passenger seat a little more often would be nice!

Last Post: down south

Last Post: i wish msu didnt like rapeing people so much so i can keep my job.i wish i had a car i could depend on.i wish this kid would get back from washington soon.i wish i had clerks so i could watch it.i wish i could meet jason mewes.

Last Post:  Famous Unsurpassed Rapid Blowjobs Y--apost--all P.O.O.L.

Last Post: I read that without the --quote--a--quote-- first, and went ewwww

Last Post: and don--apost--t forget the fake blue bull balls hanging from the rear hitch

Last Post: yes the barbi twins no the olsen twins

Last Post: nice mouth

Last Post: sence there--apost--s way to many word association games on this forum, i felt like being stupid.The rules:put a word or fraze that has absolutly nothing to do with the one above it.doesn--apost--t sound very fun, well maybeI--apost--m so goth, i shit bats.

Last Post: Is it just me or is the new Tool CD very disappointing? I mean, aside from --quote--Vicarious--quote--, --quote--Right in Two--quote--, and --quote--Rosetta Stoned--quote--, there--apost--s not much on here. And far too much filler. Anyone else having this feeling? Because after waiting 5 years for a new album, this isn--apost--t what should have come from these guys.

Last Post: are you ready to be unlocked already?

Last Post: you lost me at jugs ;)

Last Post: Q. How to really fuck up someone--apost--s shit?A. Camo pants and a margarita.

Last Post: What was the scene for the majority of last week in our hotel room?A: alka seltzer and rolaids

Last Post: If I could change one thing it would be my legs, I want long ones like Stacy Keebler. Movies Fine Art Music Sports College Vintage Photography <DIV class=item onmouseover=--quote--this.style.color=--apost--red--apost----quote-- style=--quote--DISPLAY: inline--quote-- onclick=--quote--submit_form(--apost--74916--apost--)--quote--

Last Post: Eventhough I agree with your point and i--apost--d be surprised to find anyone ready to go into the machine I wanna make one more addition,The machine doesn--apost--t just give you things, because that wouldn--apost--t make you happy, it just makes you happy.. what ever that might be, if you love to be hurt the machine would keep on hurting you if it gave you the deep satisfaction, it--apost--s like a drug that would last through out your lifes, but i--apost--d probably never go in there either

Last Post: put em in your hot shots boys..you--apost--ll get points from us horny ladies looking and voting you with 10--apost--s (if you--apost--re worthy)

Last Post: Dang- I--apost--ve always heard him referred to as Silent Bob..lol..he has an actual name?

Last Post: You--apost--re the One That I Want

Last Post: more difficult...POOF--exclaim--Youdidn--apost--t leave the oven on, but the building was destined for demolitionanyway and a sinkhole opened up underneath, sucking in the entire blockinstead of just one flat. I wish some parents would get some control over their bratty kids.

Last Post: This lonely night, I am looking for some trouble, but not my normal trouble.Tonight I need something...something to quench my insatiable cravings.Although I know I shouldn--apost--t...I crave so badly for something to fill me up inside...the thought makes me quiverI got my eye on a little place down by old mill that only some close friends know about.Crown and coke in my hand, I hop in the car and hit the road, my mind racing and my body aching.Radioblaring, I am slow to realize the sound of sirens from behind me andred lights flashing in my mirror--how to get out of this...desiresburning and all...My heart racing, I slowly pull over to the curb while my brain goes 90 to nothing...I have the sauce on my breath, and a little herb in my sock, I need to think fast and think good....Thank goodness I wore the low-cut blouse...hopefully it--apost--s Officer Friendly walking up.My mirror...oh god...this can--apost--t be happening...how could I have the luck of two officers, one male and one w

Last Post: The new safe sex act demands full body condom protection.

Last Post: I--apost--d like to have that --quote--midas touch--quote-- so to speak that some people seem to have.You know, any type of business or whatever the become involved with becomes hugely successful. I know that a lot of them are workaholics and that--apost--s why they--apost--re successful, but I--apost--m talking about the ones that just seem to time everything JUST right.Maybe they can read minds...LOL

Last Post: stubborn Tiger?

Last Post: Oh man I hate Wet N wild Makeup so much.Its just awful :{I should start up a class, or an --quote--Ask Agora about Makeup stuff--quote-- thread.:p

Last Post: I--apost--m in lace today...so I--apost--ll go with that.Vynyl or Latex?

Last Post: Jon Voight

Last Post: Everybody-needs somebody-= to love

Last Post: Fran--apost--s Ass (is) Tighter Than Yolanda--apost--sFUCKY

Last Post: at home.Drink at home? or in a bar?

Last Post: ha ha I think that it all balences out in the orgasm department. My freind gave me a book the other day she was leaving and she wrote me a little note to say thanks for all the help and support. I was prety happy with that because I had been trying to help her get out of an abusive relationship and she finally did which was reward enough. but we had become very close and she had to leave town to escape her crazy ex so it was her way of saying thanks for the help and the sacrifices. It has been hard since she left.

Last Post: You people are just too drunk for this game these days, my goodness--exclaim----exclaim----exclaim----exclaim--Q: What would batman not wear to get into my bathtub unless reciprocation was promised.A: Cracks and Blisters

Last Post: yup just a little

Last Post: Aww, that was like waay too easy.How about these?1) I went into the woods and got it. I sat down to seek it. I brought it home with me because I couldn--apost--t find it. What is it?2) I am weightless, but you can see me. Put me in a bucket, and I--apost--ll make it lighter. What am I?I get the feeling that these are too easy also, but meh :)

Last Post: Gonna start new one then?

Last Post: Night--exclaim--City or Country?

Last Post: Ouch

Last Post: Congrats MT--exclaim-- Nice hangman bewayne. Gotta go find that track now...

Last Post: But whats the name of the song?

Last Post: T E L L T H E M A H O O K A H S M O K I __ G C A T E R P I L L A R H A S G I __ E N __ O __ T H E C A L L solved enough?

Last Post: Sugar, we--apost--re goin--apost-- down...between the sheets.

Last Post: see next thread hangman 2

Last Post: honesty

Last Post: Okay, I get it...here goes.There are three people here at the forum with the initials P H and S who are planning on having sex together this week.

Last Post: Now I lay me down to sleep

Last Post: Thank you Noangel Dont ever change .Dont ever leave I love you

Last Post: Write your content here

Last Post: Under wandering stars I--apost--ve grownBy myself but not aloneI ask no one

Last Post: Creamy Now or then?

Last Post: Missing in Action

Last Post: I--apost--d be ane agle- free to go where I please whenever I please. And I have always thought flying would be so incredible.

Last Post: I work some crazy hours and come in from work at all times. My wife seems to enjoy when I play burglar and sneak in to --quote--shoplift the pootie--quote--.

Last Post: Eating your BBQ requires trust Jestaaranger?? :) Guinness I aprove of. Bud--apost--s a beer for wimps--exclaim----exclaim----exclaim-- Here--apost--s a joke:There is a world convention where all the CEO--apost--s of leading beer manufacturers meed up.During a break the CEO--apost--s of Guinness, Corona and Bud meet up for a drink. The Bud CEO looks the barman in the eye and says --quote--Gimme a Bud. The king of beers--quote-- and the barman hands one over. The CEO of Corona then asks for a --quote--Corona. The beer in the sun--quote--. The Guiness CEO goes up to the bar and asks for a coke. The other two stare at him and ask why he--apost--s drinking coke. --quote--Well...--quote-- he replies, --quote--Since you--apost--re all on soft drinks...--quote--

Last Post: Never have been really busted like that. I did take a job for a car wash one time repairing some equipment for them and they sent me two checks for final payment. I cashed them both and told them to fuck off when they called to get their extra check back--exclaim--

Last Post: Whitney Houston

Last Post: DE looks toward the director and shakes his head in disgust.His life has become a series of --quote--B--quote-- movies with no plot and he regrets ever becoming an actor.He heads to the shower and undresses while thinking about the mess that his life has become and the future that he is lacking.He begins to wash himself and as the soap flows over his penis he thinks back to high school and a girl he used to know on the pep squad. She was hot and horny but she would never give it up, instead she would tease with her sexy body and full pouty lips.DE remembered those lips and pictured them parting to receive his engorged member as his hands slipped down to his already hard cock--exclaim--

Last Post: Ahh, Dick Tricks. I was famous around my college campus for those. It all started back in college with --quote--The Tuck--quote--. (Tuck it all back between your legs so it looks like you have a vag). Well it might sound pretty queer but hear me out. You do it to one fine chick in a joking manner and they are all like eeww gross. I shit you not, like two days later, they will bring 3 of her friends over and she--apost--ll say --quote--Show them the tuck--quote--. And it multiples like that. One night I did --quote--The Hamburger--quote-- for some girls if they would let me grab their boobs. I ended up on a pair of Double Ds all night just because of dick tricks. List of completed dick tricks, The Tuck, The Chicken Leg, Gradmas Tounge, The Brain, The Dead Rat, Laces Out, Chewed Bubble Gum, The Flying Squirrel, The Lock Ness Monster, The Hamburger, Blooming Flower, The Slap, The Catapulte and currently perfecting The Whirlybird.There are a couple of guys who are making a fortune doing sh