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Last Post: Romance - Ralph Lauren

Last Post: Yep. Ever have sex in the back of a pick up while someone else was driving down the interstate?

Last Post: him nuzzling my neck as he rumbled "do you want to feel me inside you" did it this morning

Last Post: Due to a horrible accident while I was in a gasoline huffing induced coma, a wild pack of rabid dogs chewed both my nipples off and I will not be able to participate. But knowing you sick bastards you still want to see the scars! Here is a picture of one caught on a security camera.

Last Post: You make the call de, and im there!

Last Post: I masterbate every chance I get.

Last Post: got some in each of the nightstands. Not exactly hidden - nobody but me and him go in the bedroom. Well, cept for the cat, but he doesn’t seem to mind.

Last Post: he gives me all I want. No reason to cheat

Last Post: I agree, I love the self portraits!

Last Post: Don’t do much in the way of sex games, though once in a while we do get into bondage. Those time are very fun as usually she gets tied up and has over 20 O’s.

Last Post: we’ve been deprived of fresh meat for too long Al. =)

Last Post: heres my entry , she drives me crazy

Last Post: i love perfect pussy. the perfect pussy must be clean and healthy.

Last Post: I’ve had a lot of sexual thoughts I later thought were odd. Who interested me, and what I thought for a little while that I wanted to do. Fortunately, so far at least, it’s mostly been thoughts.

Last Post: i’m thinking our jolo is the new suz. nice pic jolo. love your profile too.

Last Post: so true. lol. I have been intrigued by the USB vibrators though. However, the ones I’ve seen, you have to pay and subscribe to the service to be able to use it.

Last Post: by far the best thread, i’m gonna unleash a two weak load on one of the bdbp hotties, there are so many where do i start?

Last Post: I didn t see anythng dirty pretty cool , clean either way

Last Post: GET INTO A THREESOME WITH 2 GIRLS SOME DAY

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Last Post: i tried to up load a song. no such luck.

Last Post: Shit, sorry bout that blank one. Your as useless as tits on a tomcat. Hey man, lets make like a fetus and "head out".

Last Post: If I were single, I would certainly take advantage of the situation if I felt secure that it was not a setup. I would have to do a lot of oral, to st the mood, maybe a little spanking with the hand, a little anal and of course one of those clit vibrators. I would definetly make sure she was satisfied.

Last Post: I haven’t been to a strip club in years. The idea is always intriguing but when it comes down too it, it gives me a sleazy feeling and therefore isn’t all that entertaining. When I was younger, I had no problem with going. Age does weird things to you. A little insight as I once dated a girl who was a stripper and left the business. We met at a Benefits mgmt company. Generally these girls pay to work at the clubs so roughly 20% of what they take in, the club gets or a flat per night fee. That being said, if they work in a good club, they make a fortune. If they don’t they, they don’t do as well. BTW...She left because she felt really bad taking advantage of the guys who came in. I got such a kick out of that.

Last Post: hey vodka_buzz! since this thread was my idea and i stopped getting credit for it when you started part II, you won’t mind if i close it and start a part III, do you? that’s if everybody still wants to play...

Last Post: Since I have already gotten credit for recommending a new thread =) I will choose ass or pussy thread number two.

Last Post: http://www.baddrunkenbarpoetry.com/singlethread.asp?thId=3972

Last Post: found more celebrity underwear (actually, i have one similar to this)

Last Post: OK since the Sharpie Dare petered out...... FRESH START My Dare is for you to post a picture relevant to any thread that has to do with nudity..... For Example I posted a shot in the Shaving...Where Thread (I’ll pick another if needed for this dare). The phot should be one of you or SO / FB...... Another example would be for Vodka_Buzz to post pics of his swapping honey..... The photos should be posted in this thread......

Last Post: i dont mind walking around with out a top, but honestly, im always in pants...its wierd.but id never do it in public, i figure that if i dont want to see myself nakie then other people wouldnt either!but im also not uncomfortable around naked people, if someone else feels good enough to take it off, then let em take it off.

Last Post: hell yeah that reminds me of high school i had this lesbian friend. i was hangin out with her playin games one day and her girlfriend came over and they just went at it with me left there to watch. this girl was awesome, she would always give me a show. she would almost always get naked when i came over. talked her into givin me head one time.

Last Post: well we wouldn--apost--t want to waste that, now would we freakie ? P.S. DE, impressive as always

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Last Post: 30 minutes of foreplay or 30 minutes of fucking?

Last Post: what about a dare?

Last Post: okay, well, i think the photos are hot...but not the practice. Dunno...just not my thing. My man doesn--apost--t seem to mind, so it--apost--s all okiedokie

Last Post: that--apost--s the joy of doing it at work or at school.

Last Post: Write your content here

Last Post: I don--apost--t know if this counts but a friend tipped me off on a site that has hidden cameras in several different female--apost--s bedrooms and it was cool checking them out here and there. ;o)~SMU

Last Post: either red cross or each a hurricane, in fact I love the hurricane idea..although they might not appreciate it the same. Since I am hammerd right now I will vote opposite of what I am thinking so the Red Cross for sure. I think I would pick that if I was sober. GO RED CROSS--exclaim----exclaim----exclaim----exclaim----exclaim----exclaim----exclaim----exclaim----exclaim--

Last Post: Having nothing much to do in class has some uniqueconciquences... so wats some alternative names forcum?? Here--apost--s the list we came up with

Last Post: a bra pic, from Fuz? oh my goodness--exclaim-- My newest:

Last Post: This one is much worse- she gave me a lot of problems last year, because I was friends with her boyfriend. She lied next to me, and she absolutely hated me. She found out about my painful incident in my past and said some very hurtful things about it.

Last Post: So, whats the secret then ? ;-)

Last Post: GGN: Blushes. Damn guys are not supposed to do that--exclaim--

Last Post: I belong to nothing, but I sure enjoy the free stuff to it--apost--s maximum potential--exclaim--

Last Post: oh goody, i can read it, that means i am sexy--exclaim----exclaim--

Last Post: queenland in oz

Last Post: sensational I still like your --quote--passionate--quote-- better MT

Last Post: Iused to have ;ike this 4 th cousin when my grandma used to take me to her house in a town away from where we lived , this dang cousin of mine would hurry up and lock the door of the room we were in , I believe maybe he was 12 or so as I couldnt have been any older than 8 or 9 . He would always try and feelme up etc etc. I have now heard recently he is currently serving jail time for attemped rape , Scary shit

Last Post: --quote--rub one out--quote--It always makes me laugh.Did any of you ever watch Beavis and Butthead? Well Im sure some of youdid, but do you rememeber when Hank their neighbor would always yell atthem for --quote--wacking in the shed again--quote--?ahhhh I loved that shit.I miss that show.He always caught them wacking somewhere, trailer, shed, yard.

Last Post: Guys who are full of themselves, guys who laugh toooo much and have no idea how to be calm and serious time to time--exclaim--Bagy pants are turn off, yes. and also men with too loose t-shirts and ugly shoes turn me off.

Last Post: Especially when most of the guys I--apost--m with figure it out...quickly--exclaim--

Last Post: I used to have a boyfriend that would repay me for the highway blowjobs by letting me lie back while he let his fingers do the walking. I almost miss him...

Last Post: LMFAO, these are hilarious--exclaim--~Ok, what asshole leaves one last square on the toilet paper roll? If it--apost--s empty replace it--exclaim--~If I park waaaaay away from the store, away from everyone, it--apost--s because I don--apost--t want any door dings on my car. Don--apost--t park next to me, stupid fuckers.~I sometimes get the urge to kick those guys that like to sit in Best Buy, Target, or Wal-Mart, playing the video game displays for hours and hours. WTF--exclaim-- Get a damn job--exclaim--~Support personell at work getting recognition awards for being assholes, while field employyees get jack shit for going above and beyond the call of duty.~Asslings that slow down merging onto a freeway. STEP ON IT and get that POS car moving with the flow of traffic fucknugget.

Last Post: I like playing the school girl, the slut, teacher, nurse, patient, hmm...there are more but they--apost--re not coming to mind at the moment. I--apost--m not interested in playing the nun type though...I--apost--m sure there are others I don--apost--t like, but again, not in mind at the moment.

Last Post: How --apost--bout if i get to begging Devoted?Will that work?Candy?Flowers?Pics of naked men?I am sure I am capable of getting some to post.No we havent given up Fuz we are just trying to think of what we have to offer to change your pretty mind. The desire to see you remains strong

Last Post: I once sat down to watch a porn and the first sex scene was a guy laying in bed sick and his buddy felt bad for him. Since the guy didn--apost--t have any chicks with him, he asked if he could make him feel better. He started blowing him. I was shocked really. My 1st gay porn experience. I thought I read the box... oh well.

Last Post: yes, blindfolds can be wonderful props. =) I--apost--ve had a couple of those in my --quote--box of toys--quote-- for awhile now.

Last Post: agor, when you fantasize while masturbating, what is the most amount of guys you think about fucking you at one time?:

Last Post: I can--apost--t handle a guy using his fingers along with his tongue. It--apost--s overwhelming. I get all overstimulated. It--apost--s way too much for me to handle.

Last Post: I must not be most men as the one and only time a girl took my balls in her mouth i came hardest i can remember.I think what did it was that she started to hum a tune while letting half the sack with one ball lie in her mouth and sealing it in with her lips.No tongue and slight sucking to enable the vibration of the humming do its workNow I have to clean myself off again see yaI

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Last Post: lol, we all taste like chicken

Last Post: RK I mean this to be helpfulGo get fucked

Last Post: girl once cut shape of heart pubicly.had to make a point of showing me what i was licking.i honestly was just so happy to be inhaling quim i didnt notice.long as its clean its pussy loved

Last Post: ^me^

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Last Post: I ask because at a certain DKNY store there are these female mannequins that have extremely long nipples. like so long that they were poking through a buisness suit and i noticed from acros the hallway long...

Last Post: Quarter sized with hair around it.Now arent you sorry you asked?Want pics?

Last Post: fine you win this round you....

Last Post: I--apost-- the dirty old man

Last Post: Keep trying but impossible for me to fathom opposite view on this.Genetal involement criteria enough?cant seem to find where the line is Sex is sex almost want to say intent still the key somehow For me at least

Last Post: i beg to differ with the whole think/act thing there... I think all the time, sometimes the thoughts make more sense than others... and i--apost--ve met plenty of women who act on impulse, just never to my benifit...

Last Post: I don--apost--t understand. RK will you show me how this thing works? =b

Last Post: I lived a very sheltered life. I am my dad--apost--s baby girl. He had six kids. Sex did not exist. My siblings and I were completely blind to it--apost--s existance. I failed sex eduacation the first time I took it. When I said I was --quote--raped--quote-- my first time. I meant it. I never knew a penis existed. Honest to God. It was horrible and painful. My mind was lost. My innocence was lost.

Last Post: she love you long time...

Last Post: Do you trust me?

Last Post: Me up there

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Last Post: Good times--exclaim-- =) ya Good times--exclaim--

Last Post: I used to have videos of some parties I--apost--ve had. Not exactly porno, but, wow. They were pretty lewd and lots of nakedness. I got rid of them cuz I didn--apost--t want anyone to get in trouble later. Man, I had some dirty stuff on some people.

Last Post: And now your all grown and are wanting to watch men jerk themselves off for your pleasure.Enjoy it all RKThe imagination machine in my head came preinstalled and needs no tweaking through exercise Jesta.I could always come or not as the situation required.NO offense but fuck that kegel stuff for me.I already usually let even jerking off take anywhere from two to four days before I have to come.Me was Tantric before the word crossed the big sea.

Last Post: I--apost--m just an average dick.maybe I can help RK.We could start with some lickin--apost--To get your clock ticking Then some digits employNow go get your toyOnce that fits we lubeSo inserting my tube Will cause no pain Only pleasure

Last Post: I like to say cock as well. And I like to say pussy, because I get a reaction when I say it. If I say something about pussy, then any male within hearing range laughs and says, --quote--I can--apost--t believe you say that--exclaim----quote-- I guess it--apost--s kinda shocking to see a sweet, innocent (ha--exclaim--) girl say that;)

Last Post: Didn--apost--t know this topic had already been posted.See battle of the sexes Sex and substance.Post your comments there please.Sorry KC

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Last Post: I say fuck way too much.....oh well;)

Last Post: It definitely must be the softball...

Last Post: i get horny every day or at very least every other day, depends on what my stress level is

Last Post: Warm honey or chocolate syrup. MMMM MMMM GOOD--exclaim----exclaim----exclaim----exclaim-- Gotta be nice whatevr I find under it.

Last Post: Here unfortunately lap dances have been banned by state law. It was a sad day. Also, a vast majority of the clubs do not allow women. they want you to pay the dancers, not sit with someone else and pay them attention. Maybe it is because of the tendancy of prostitutes to come into the clubs and quietly solicit for their pimps. Hmmm? Could be a problem. Well this is an old thread. what was the outcome? Did you bring her to a club, and what happened if you did? Details? I have never done this with my wife. I am curious. But then again, I have not been to a club in a long time.

Last Post: DE--exclaim----exclaim----exclaim--dONT JOKE WITH THAT ONE--exclaim-- PLEASE--exclaim-- As long as a girl can do something as sweet and sexy as moaning why you think of farting??--exclaim--I hate bathroom discussions--exclaim--

Last Post: If you had the time of day... I understand you are a busy man. I would like a large delivery of huge large cock please. You may you the front entrance or the one in back. I--apost--ll be waiting for the goods. Naked. Love you...

Last Post: I--apost--ll give a blowjob you will remember for the rest of your life, Gotta Go--exclaim-- Name the time and place.

Last Post: I just got one--exclaim-- Actually someone gave it to me--exclaim-- Such a confusing gift but anyhow after I finally convinced myself to see how this thingy actually works, I realized it doesn--apost--t do it for me--exclaim-- That is not what Iam missing for sure. And by the way I think it is sort of a vibrator--exclaim--

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Last Post: Thongs are only sexy if they are really skimpy and lacy. otherwize they look clunky.300 shots for any member that posts a picture of her in thongs

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Last Post: I go with eyes all the way it tells alot about people for me eyes r the entering of the soul they tell all

Last Post: vote for DE as the most artistic

Last Post: yeah and i learned, the telltails, thats cool. never heard of that

Last Post: maybe if Lady posts her answer first?

Last Post: Nahimbrian, last Christmas I spent a week in the ICU......almost died, lost 40 pounds in 3 week period, actually I spent my birthday, Christmas, and New Years in the hospital with 7 of those 12 days in the ICU.......yeah it really sucked, shit I really dont remember much about the holidays last year...........but this year thankfully I am healthy and will spend a great Christmas with my kids............

Last Post: I do I do I do--exclaim-- But I hate to ask you to help me every time I need one smaller--exclaim-- I feel like a jerk. Isn--apost--t there a way I can do it myself ?

Last Post: guest, please put forth a photo of your tits so we may properly analyze this condition. Thank youDE

Last Post: Yea, and i--apost--m white as hell and have a big cock too--exclaim----exclaim-- so, put that in your black pipe and smoke it--exclaim--

Last Post: This is a short recorded wav file of Peachy having an orgasmThis is a longer wav file of Peachy moaning in orgasmand a visual to look at while listening

Last Post: Now if you are really bored and horny try this place

Last Post: Speaking of ranks... 11845 points left until my next one....Foshizzle

Last Post: yeah just a few till she starts to tingle

Last Post: Depends on the mood.....can be 2 -3 times per day or 2 - 3 a week

Last Post: Your assuming I make interesting threads :(Foshizzle :(

Last Post: Jessica Rabbit definitely...If you count video game characters, then Lara Croft is number one on my listFoshizzle

Last Post: Yes, now after hearing these descriptions = will always want it.

Last Post: lol, john snider--apost--s approach is d best--exclaim----exclaim----exclaim-- reminded me of something, have any of you heard of those kinda balls chicks put in thier pussy--apost--s and then walk around and do their dayly business like everything is normal? i heard a story of a girl going to catch a plane and the metal detector went off. any ideas on what happened?

Last Post: as the question says what have you tried bananas cucumbers wine bottles? etc.what would you like to try ?

Last Post: Jessica Alba

Last Post: i said youd be looking i didnt say dont look lol

Last Post: Never named it personally...but a lot of women just call it whiskey d*ck :(

Last Post: Morning wood

Last Post: BG- no, we don--apost--t have intercourse, but there are other ways to besatisfied sexually without intercourse. Well, at least before you starthaving sex, b/c after that I--apost--m pretty sure there is no lookingback...But when we fool around he so all that stuff. We do most thingbut intercourse, if that clears it up for you.

Last Post: Well that all depends on if u want to sustain the relationship. If u do,of course a virgin is good cuz women treat the first b/f different cuz they--apost--ve never experianced another. If ur not trying to maintain the relationship and ur just tryin to beat it up than no,stay away from them cuz they tend to put forth alot of emotions towards their first love and who wants to be the one to shatter someones innocent perspective on a relationship.

Last Post: This happened a few years ago, i was 36,divorced and in party mode .Met a young lady(20 yrs old) and we started dating, i knew it was not because of my looks (regular) but i had new car(eagle) and good job and she was a very good looking (hot). We dated then moved in together and after about 5 months she wanted to go visit her parents whom she had not seen for a couple of years. We made the long drive (5 hours) and i met her parents and her younger(16 yr) sister(hot,hot blonde).As soon as i saw her mother i thought OMG --exclaim----exclaim--,flash back 20 years,I was 16, at a party at my parents place (parents gone) and i met a local girl,we hooked up, wound up in my bedroom doing the Two Back Beast. She gave me one night of bliss and a major infestation of crabs,never spoke to her again and soon after her family moved. Well now i was living with her daughter. Strange ?? Nothing was said by either of us and on the drive home i got to thinking that Venita was 21 and this little episode

Last Post: Well I would not call it a strange place but before my wife and i were married we went looking at halls for the reception. When we were checking one out we snuck into the bathroom and did it. Man that was cool...

Last Post: Hmm, try to throw myself into work and hope my hard-ons go away--exclaim--

Last Post: ok..lets go..I--apost--ll drive

Last Post: ...andsince this is a no holds barred forum......I--quote--m gonna say that Div isfucking hawt--exclaim-- Thanks for the pics. You look a lot like mywife--quote--s best friend I was seeing. Outstanding.

Last Post: UMMMM yeah that was a great pic of my girlfriend........where did you get it, I had it hid--exclaim----exclaim----exclaim----exclaim----exclaim----exclaim----exclaim----exclaim--

Last Post: Yea were lucky--exclaim-- =)

Last Post: dirty talk makes my cock hard--exclaim--

Last Post: wtf?.... def wouldnt... umm... wow

Last Post: it was hard to move but it took care of the need.

Last Post: My first time was with my G/F, it lasted about 40 minutes, I came about 15 minutes into it, but didnt dare stop. We just kinda looked at each other and were like, --apost--So...lets do it--apost--. I sent my friends to the health department to get some raincoats for me jimmy. As soon as we were done, she called her friend and said, --apost--You wont believe what I just did.--apost-- I was more laid back, smoking a cigarette, and was like, --apost--Hey get off the phone, lets go again.--apost--....I was 17, she was 19.

Last Post: mmmmm - tried this excersize. I found it very ... orgasmic--exclaim----exclaim--