Last Post: Build a prison in Northern Alaska (if we--apost--re not drilling there, let--apost--s use it for something). Leave them all up there with no guards.Send food up once a week but they have to walk through a minefield to get to it. Oh yeah, feed the polar bears at the same time.

Last Post: true i was thinking that would be embarrasing to have your kids get beat up at school everyday, but that prolly makes him proud